The Kristofer Witt Theory of Hyper-Awesomfication

So I was reading this book on theoretical achievements in the history of mankind and I stopped the think for a second, then forgot about it for a few minutes before a blunt object (I believe to be my chandelier, which though I did spring to buy, I wasn't gonna mosey up the cash so some "professional" can "Install" the stupid thing "properly". Its a shiny lamp, Im not paying forty bucks in labor, a staple gun will work fine) landed directly on my skull

Why did I buy this stupid thing anyway?

After the three days in which I was unconscious, I remembered what it was I forgot before I was so rudely interrupted by that horrible mess of metal and glass. I also realized that I was really hungry, so I got a snack.

After a wonderful treat of gardetto's and pop-rocks I asked myself, hey Kris, how come you haven't developed an interesting scientific theory in which you get to tell people how it is? Having said this out loud, I completely startled myself. Maybe it was the fact that I hadn't eaten anything but small snack foods for three days causing my mind to mess up combined with the blunt force trauma that put me in this mode of starvation, but I spent the next three hours in the corner holding a lamp like a bow staff yelling "who's there, show yourself!" at myself. (this event did not rest well with the family Im staying with, to say the least)

After I finally got control of my mind, I proceded to write down my theory. Much like Newton and Einstein before me, I would be shot into the ranks of genius for all eternity. This is my theory, and since its so important, I have no choice but to present it IN ITALICS!!!

The Kristofer Witt Theory of Hyper-Awesomfication:

Any object that can be viewed as "Awesome" can be made even more Awesome by the addition of a Great White Shark.

Now I have to provide some examples to prove my theory is valid. Take for example, Clint Eastwood on a horse .

The Man with no name, the rough rider and symbol of the old west. Truly, this image is awesome in itself. But what if I was to do THIS:

Bam, totally different element here. Clint is now riding a Shark-taur. Now he has not only the fastest trigger finger in the west, but also an animal that can and most definitely will eat you. "but Kris, how does a shark breath on land?" come on you idiot, its a shark-taur! It can totally use its horse-type breathin' parts to sustain itself on land. And why would you question me anyway, I just put Clint Eastwood on a shark, what have you done for society today?

There are more examples of this amazing and almost horrific phenomenon, and I'll keep posting them as I come up with them. But for now, I'm out.